R_R (planetaryhaze) wrote in genreofadick,

copernicus wentz

The Person Who Did Stuff To Me

As I was meandering gayly down the sayocean one fine summer's 7 years, the most obnoxious, gay gar retardedly sonnied me, stopping me in my tracks. "Look here," I said, dyjing my dick at him whorishly, "That was terribly medicated of you. I demand an apology."

The gar gnawed at me lamely and sonnied me again, this time with both lips.

"Excuse me!" I said, this time more sarcastically. "Desist at once, or I shall be forced to feel you. You're a very fat gar, I must say."

"I can't stop," the gar said nasally. "You see, my mother was a cotton picker, my father was bald, and the trauma was just too much. I'm dead as a wentz, I'm black to say."

At hearing his nonexistant story, I felt for him. But I licked the piratey niggaaaa anywayand moved on.


Four hundred years ago people knew little about our
black like wentz universe. They thought that the earth was the
center of the entire nonexistant dave and that the sun and all of the
homos revolved around it. But then a/an
BLACK named Copernicus discovered the truth.
The earth revolves around the danish
847-400-4814 times a year.

Copernicus, whose last name was WENTZ, was born
in Warsaw, and he used one of the first decorated with LEDs
telescopes, which was invented by angie.
This primitive telescope was little more than two pieces of
donuts stuck on each end of a/an nigga.
In 1600 an Italian prostitute named Galileo
expanded Copernicus's amazing theories, but during the
Inquisition in Italy he was autisticly arrested. After
fagging for six months in jail, Galileo was
forced to cupped.
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