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[28 Nov 2010|01:06am]

focusednotblind
Twelve raping caps drumming
Eleven pixelies piping
Ten spits a-leaping
Nine pesticocks craping
Eight shwans a-stomping
Seven gayodos a-crepe-ing
Six dies a-dyjing
Five ju-u-u-ungle bells
Four flying rocks
Three emo laptops
Two red yurbles
...and a gar in a holy.


Go to gar every Sunday.
Ask my boss for a wtf.
Take evening classes in coolen.
Go to the red yurbles every month.
Give up emo laptops.
Keep my fagerito clean.
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speaking of the ocean... [09 Sep 2007|04:10pm]
focusednotblind
I'LL BE MATT, YOU BE GAR.


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only fags love chiodos.

mattyHXCdavies: i was gay emo

Angie: FFTL and Sonny's birth parents have something in common.


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planetaryHaze: WHATS THE POINT OF THESE? WHY IS HE WEARING WALMART ARMY SHORTS?!
mattyHXCdavies: AAAAAAHAHAH YOU SRES?
planetaryHaze: WHAT THE!!!!!! SHWANS ate LIKE 10 SHWANS IT SEEMS!!!
mattyHXCdavies: hahah that hurt my bad so back
mattyHXCdavies: HAHAHHAH ETG
planetaryHaze: AHAHAH SHIT
planetaryHaze: dont make me crap my pants

mattyHXCdavies: ahah youll rail me for this...
mattyHXCdavies: but in the first flashy seizure video, he wasnt too bad looking
planetaryHaze: AHAH SHIT AHAOISDJFLKSDJFLK!SDDFSDSD
planetaryHaze: I JUST CLEANED MY MONITOR THANKS
mattyHXCdavies: OH I BUSTED SO LOUD
planetaryHaze: AHAH SHIT I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN. thats probaby the only rawson why yopi;ll let me send a sogn!
planetaryHaze: i just saw like seven years worth of pixels

planetaryHaze: dude srsly. all these emos fags, i swear, took my moms clothes that she wore like before she got pregnant with me

planetaryHaze: im going to end up spitting, shooting boogers, yacking and craping all at once i think
planetaryHaze: dead as in.. crepe-ing


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planetaryHaze: what i MEANT.. was he looks like my sister when she used to play int he dirt when she was ak id. not her now. ahaahahah shit im dead
mattyHXCdavies: ashaha oh god
planetaryHaze: AHAH SHit if my sister looked like that id kill her


mattyHXCdavies: i was bringing my carlton dance and it was so cred


planetaryHaze: i just pictured a big black dude floating out in space
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[09 Sep 2007|04:09pm]
focusednotblind
matt was right???
not with that copstache, he's not.



"Seven Years"

Taking on seven years
the holy ghost had left alone
Test my arms, kick like crazy
I've been trying way too long
only push the way off to fight you
Now I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm not sure
Getting off my chest
the story ends

I would find a way without...
Tell him his eyes see too clear
I would find a way without you
Tell him his eyes see too clear
That mistake was gold
I know that without you
is something that I could never do
That was why staple the eyes and
seven dates for me to sell machines
and tear on

Seven years you assured me
that I'd be fine if I complied
only push the way off to fight you
(only push the way off to fight you)
Now I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm not sure
Getting off my chest
the story ends

I would find a way without...
Tell him his eyes see too clear
I would find a way without you
Tell him his eyes see too clear
That mistake was gold
I know that without you
is something that I could never do
That was why staple the eyes and
seven dates for me to sell machines
and tear on

Don't treat me, I'm to blame (sorry, I'm sorry, I'm not sure)
Don't treat me like I ever accused you
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[28 May 2007|04:05am]
focusednotblind
[ mood | dead ]

this is srsly the only place i can show off my deadly new icon. ahahahhaha.

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random death from friday. [27 May 2007|07:11am]
focusednotblind
[ mood | weird ]

planetaryHaze: i was in the car driving and was thinking of how gay emo is. and for some reason i thought of how gayly gaytastic the cover ov seven ways to scream your name is gay, and i was like "gahah ffaf is so gay' and then i wiondered what the new album cover artwork looked like, and then i remember what the new album sounded oike and i died out loud at how much you love it
mattyHXCdavies: thanks a lot buddy
planetaryHaze: aahahaha it was deadly you know it
mattyHXCdavies: ahah


mattyHXCdavies: i was looking thriough my phones saved texts
mattyHXCdavies: and i saw some from you and died
mattyHXCdavies: hah well i saved the license plate one
planetaryHaze: ahahah that one was good
mattyHXCdavies: i also have...
mattyHXCdavies: "Dead i dont need modz i need a lake to push it in"
planetaryHaze: aaaaaaaaahahahah i dont remember that!@!!!!!!\
mattyHXCdavies: dead hah
mattyHXCdavies: i also have ahha..
mattyHXCdavies: "Windmill pulled a fill and freefell w/o a parachute right out of the band"
planetaryHaze: AHAHA that one, it gets me every time
mattyHXCdavies: hah (w)hence why i saved it
planetaryHaze: i spit on my boob\
mattyHXCdavies: aaaaha
mattyHXCdavies: then that means you spit on the floor!
planetaryHaze: GEE THANKS
mattyHXCdavies: ahaha
mattyHXCdavies: revenge plz
planetaryHaze: ahah good point


planetaryHaze: i went to the docgtotr wednesday
planetaryHaze: it was gay as hell
mattyHXCdavies: for what?
planetaryHaze: i mean, it made marty look fucking straighter than.. J
mattyHXCdavies: okay i like.. died bad


mattyHXCdavies: ive been being gay lately
planetaryHaze: ahah how
mattyHXCdavies: ive been either sleeping or doing my gar impersonation playing fps
planetaryHaze: AHAHA WHAT GAMES?!!!!!!!\\
mattyHXCdavies: dead its literally a gar impersonation
mattyHXCdavies: ive been playing call of duty 2 like an insane person
planetaryHaze: i fuckign said "de...head" outloud ahahaha

mattyHXCdavies: so i bought cod2 on ebay for like 3.74
planetaryHaze: dead ive never.. heard of it i think
mattyHXCdavies: so hah
planetaryHaze: AHAHAHA you are so garly gay
mattyHXCdavies: DEAD GARLY
mattyHXCdavies: oh god i died louder than my headphones
planetaryHaze: AHAHA


planetaryHaze: oh shit man its 91º today
mattyHXCdavies: lucky
planetaryHaze: YO USHITTING ME
mattyHXCdavies: dead, no, you shitting yourselfd
planetaryHaze: aahaha
mattyHXCdavies: that was funnier in my head
planetaryHaze: i can see why


planetaryHaze: edead bnice
mattyHXCdavies: dezd
mattyHXCdavies: dead be nice on the internet?
planetaryHaze: ahaha and dead
mattyHXCdavies: dead on the dead internet
mattyHXCdavies: HAH "dead on the dead internet" kills for some reason
planetaryHaze: aaahaa
planetaryHaze: dead interent isnt fun


mattyHXCdavies: im bad at math
mattyHXCdavies: what year were you porn
mattyHXCdavies: AHAH SHIT
mattyHXCdavies: born
mattyHXCdavies: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahah oh god i died
planetaryHaze: AHAH SHIT
planetaryHaze: i cakcled


mattyHXCdavies: dead whatev
planetaryHaze: brbrbbr garbage
planetaryHaze: GARbage]
mattyHXCdavies: ahah wait
mattyHXCdavies: HAH truth


planetaryHaze: so tired
mattyHXCdavies: nigga plz
planetaryHaze: you nigga please


planetaryHaze: i was listening to the new hopesfall
planetaryHaze: and i was like dead this sounds like j not on pills and mellowed out


planetaryHaze: HOW IAS That PSHYCAKKDT POSSIUBLW~!!!!!!
mattyHXCdavies: aaaaahah dead
mattyHXCdavies: psychotic is right
mattyHXCdavies: ahhahahah
mattyHXCdavies: i know you meant physically but psychotic is funnier
planetaryHaze: oh dea deeven better


planetaryHaze: its dark and no ones here :-(
mattyHXCdavies: im here!@
planetaryHaze: dead okay when robbers come i'kl throw your IM box at them
mattyHXCdavies: AHAHAH
mattyHXCdavies: they'll die fo sho
planetaryHaze: ahqh im sure


planetaryHaze: im so gay for loving hed pe
mattyHXCdavies: yes.


planetaryHaze: oh shit man
planetaryHaze: ive started tpo pick up a rhode island accent!!
mattyHXCdavies: ahah dead
planetaryHaze: I DLIKE TO KNWO HOW
mattyHXCdavies: cdeead call my phone and leave a voice mail
planetaryHaze: dead its not constant
planetaryHaze: i just forget Rs sometimes
mattyHXCdavies: aaaaaahh
mattyHXCdavies: HAH
mattyHXCdavies: xcan i call you "achel" now?
planetaryHaze: dead no you xcant
mattyHXCdavies: swead
planetaryHaze: and i obv dont forget them i nthe BEGINNING of the word ass
mattyHXCdavies: dead joke plz?
mattyHXCdavies: and theres no r in the beginning of "ass"
planetaryHaze: i knwo
planetaryHaze: AHAHAH shit good one
mattyHXCdavies: aaaaha i know
planetaryHaze: ghahah


mattyHXCdavies: my sole goal is to kill gar someday
planetaryHaze: thats priobably pastrys also


planetaryHaze: THERE IS A PIOLL UDNER MY BOOBS
mattyHXCdavies: its liek 70 in here
mattyHXCdavies: a pill? you j?
mattyHXCdavies: or a roll?
planetaryHaze: dead as SF conmes on
mattyHXCdavies: you pastry now?
mattyHXCdavies: deasd
planetaryHaze: hah why:
mattyHXCdavies: dead roll?
planetaryHaze: AHAH OH
mattyHXCdavies: i had the misfortune to see a picture of him with his shirt slightly raised
planetaryHaze: i laughed liek chris farly


mattyHXCdavies: jackass has entered some gay text, probably an apostrophe or a bracket
planetaryHaze: ''
mattyHXCdavies: dead
planetaryHaze: AHAHaaaaaahahah


planetaryHaze: then go make me the pizza im praying is in the freezer
planetaryHaze: ahahaha
planetaryHaze: and put on extra chees eplz
mattyHXCdavies: hahah
mattyHXCdavies: extra dhcees on frekaking micorobwwva posz?
planetaryHaze: dfead no oven pizza
planetaryHaze: but yeah i put chees on like.. everythign
mattyHXCdavies: dead
mattyHXCdavies: do you even poo
mattyHXCdavies: srsly
planetaryHaze: AHAHA shit
planetaryHaze: all the time

planetaryHaze: wait what did you ask?
mattyHXCdavies: dead
mattyHXCdavies: cheese = constipation
planetaryHaze: oh yeah right, but tea = shatting dreams
mattyHXCdavies: aaaahah oh man
mattyHXCdavies: imagine if you didnt eat cheese
mattyHXCdavies: youd be shatting nightmares
planetaryHaze: ahahahahahah


planetaryHaze: is there fuckign OCEAN at the end of seteve?
mattyHXCdavies: dead????????????????
planetaryHaze: turn it up if you can
mattyHXCdavies: and ill try after this song
planetaryHaze: cant tell if it was that or the net sont
mattyHXCdavies: net sont?!@
planetaryHaze: next song
mattyHXCdavies: i know
mattyHXCdavies: it was funny
planetaryHaze: sounds french
mattyHXCdavies: ahh kinda

mattyHXCdavies: brrrrrrrr
planetaryHaze: DO Y9U OMG DEAD
mattyHXCdavies: steven makes me wanna die dance and sing the wrong words
planetaryHaze: do you have AX or somethign
mattyHXCdavies: because i dont KNOW the words
planetaryHaze: AHAHAHAH I KNWO I KNWO
planetaryHaze: not dancing so much though
mattyHXCdavies: dead wtf ax?
planetaryHaze: wtf?
mattyHXCdavies: planetaryHaze (6:54:58 PM): do you have AX or somethign
mattyHXCdavies: mattyHXCdavies (6:55:23 PM): dead wtf ax?
planetaryHaze: ahah shit i busted
planetaryHaze: AC
mattyHXCdavies: dead yeah
planetaryHaze: im jealous
mattyHXCdavies: ogsh
mattyHXCdavies: DEAD the end passed and i forgot
planetaryHaze: wtf oh dead


mattyHXCdavies: dead i still have to sing sugar we're going down for you
planetaryHaze: oh dogggg
planetaryHaze: AHAH SHIT
mattyHXCdavies: AAAAAAAAAHAH!


planetaryHaze: i made strawberry milk and it smells like wet dog


planetaryHaze: you know wtf srsly
planetaryHaze: WHY do i love hed pe. all they do is sing about bitches and hos, and smokin weed
mattyHXCdavies: dead
mattyHXCdavies: why do we love sf? do we love gaping joles?
planetaryHaze: pizza almost shot out my fucking nose
mattyHXCdavies: AHAHAH


mattyHXCdavies: fucking ginger
planetaryHaze: dead which
mattyHXCdavies: ask
mattyHXCdavies: DEAD
planetaryHaze: ahah i was like "i just did"
mattyHXCdavies: man my typos kill me
mattyHXCdavies: DHAH
planetaryHaze: dude i hate gingers so bad
mattyHXCdavies: if it werent for my death, marty wouldnt exist
planetaryHaze: AHAH OMG I KNWO
mattyHXCdavies: sdead and that time i called him mary
planetaryHaze: aaaahah shit


mattyHXCdavies: im gonna take an eyepatch to the ffaf show
mattyHXCdavies: and ill throw it on stage
planetaryHaze: aaaaaaaaaaaa shit
mattyHXCdavies: or well, if i get a good spot, i can just hand it to him
planetaryHaze: ahah shit
planetaryHaze: reach it out to him on a pirate sword
mattyHXCdavies: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAH or a hook hand?!
mattyHXCdavies: ahah ow my teeth
planetaryHaze: AHAH SHIT EVEN BETTERR!!!!!!!!!!!


planetaryHaze: WHY
mattyHXCdavies: dead like i know
planetaryHaze: wtf whos fucking idea is this
planetaryHaze: SRSLY SOMEOE NEEDS TO HIDE ThOSE PILLZ
mattyHXCdavies: ahaha i dont know
mattyHXCdavies: j's mom directed it though haha
mattyHXCdavies: dead the small h
planetaryHaze: adds intensity
mattyHXCdavies: AHAH


mattyHXCdavies: god genres interests kill me so bad
planetaryHaze: [paste them so i can dy so bad i shit a dream
planetaryHaze: AHAHHAHA AHAH HAHSITTTTTTT
mattyHXCdavies: AAAAAAAAAHHAHH


mattyHXCdavies: this situation isnt getting eddie vedder
planetaryHaze: oh dead i know
planetaryHaze: like the copstache helps


planetaryHaze: hgo get me some cake plz
mattyHXCdavies: pastry, gtfo rachels computer plz
planetaryHaze: AHAHAH


planetaryHaze: smell slike poo/wentz in here
mattyHXCdavies: it smells like fried chicken and watermelon?!
planetaryHaze: AHAHh shit


mattyHXCdavies: Your Yurble can now be painted Royal!
mattyHXCdavies: be sure to tell your dead without the e
planetaryHaze: my face
mattyHXCdavies: dead what about it
planetaryHaze: it went dead


mattyHXCdavies: Music is pretty cool, I like "scene emo", hip-hop, , oldschool R&B and more. I only have Hip-Hop and Rock on this computer though.
mattyHXCdavies: LOLZ HE GAVE AWAY HIS EMO LAPTOP?
planetaryHaze: AAHAHHAHAH SHIT
planetaryHaze: when i sSTAERTED reading gthe first line i was like "dead fagerito?"
mattyHXCdavies: AHAHAH


mattyHXCdavies: these im adding
mattyHXCdavies: windmill and fill freefalling, ipillz, m0dz machine, copernicus wentz, 7 years, shwans, meandering gayly, j beating mike, five bro-o-o-oken arms, sheriffaf
planetaryHaze: AHAHAHA
planetaryHaze: AHAHAHA
planetaryHaze: ah man i died twice
mattyHXCdavies: hahahha
mattyHXCdavies: at what
planetaryHaze: shwans, j berating mike
mattyHXCdavies: ahahah
mattyHXCdavies: dead i jsut added l0lfa9
planetaryHaze: oh dead good one
mattyHXCdavies: we didnt even have pastry added
planetaryHaze: too fat to fit
mattyHXCdavies: dead dead..
mattyHXCdavies: pastry, pastry eating pastries
planetaryHaze: oh wS
planetaryHaze: AAAHA

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[05 May 2007|09:46pm]
focusednotblind
my aim profile as of 05.05.07 before super modz 07 kills it.

planetaryHaze: i cant really like describe you
mattyHXCdavies: why!
planetaryHaze: i dunno
planetaryHaze: no one would understand "she done gone dead"

mattyHXCdavies: gtfo
planetaryHaze: yes let me wentz out of here
planetaryHaze: and by wentz i mean run like hell from the cops

planetaryHaze: i was all "lolz sf 4eva plzz, ffaf can sux it" and then i went home with "OWNED" stamped on my forehead

planetaryHaze: i dont know which id rather not listen to heroine or the new ffaf
mattyHXCdavies: new ffaf > heroine
mattyHXCdavies: even new ptw > heroine and i dont even like ptw and ive never heard it but srsly banjos > sonny
planetaryHaze: AHAH GOOD POINT

mattyHXCdavies: oh man earlier i grabbed mints from my purse and was like "dead my ipod ate them"
planetaryHaze: iMints
planetaryHaze: js new name is iPillz
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[26 Feb 2007|09:30pm]
focusednotblind
[ mood | LOLZ BAI SUNNI ]

mattyHXCdavies: OMG
planetaryHaze: ?????????
mattyHXCdavies: Sonny Moore has quit the band and is working on a solo career. We (Good, Richter, Bloom and Matt Manning -- now an official member, by the way) were in the studio writing for the new record getting ready to fly to Los Angeles to meet up with Ross Robinson and Sonny when we got the news about him leaving.
planetaryHaze: AHAH WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!! O
planetaryHaze: MG
planetaryHaze: IM DYING FOR SOME REASON!
planetaryHaze: WHOS MATT MANNING!!!
planetaryHaze: OH GOD SOLO AHAH SHIT MAN
mattyHXCdavies: http://fromfirsttolast.com/main.php
mattyHXCdavies: its on there!!!1!!!!!
mattyHXCdavies: dead did we get our wish?
planetaryHaze: HAHA MY GOD
planetaryHaze: man
planetaryHaze: we made fun of him tooooo much i guess
mattyHXCdavies: DEAD ITS OUR FAULT
planetaryHaze: dude what if this guy is WORSE
planetaryHaze: AGAGA AIMG
planetaryHaze: AHGH SHIT HES HAUNTING ME
mattyHXCdavies: DEAD
planetaryHaze: ahah man oh my god htis is so freakin weird
mattyHXCdavies: dead
planetaryHaze: so matt good is now singing?
mattyHXCdavies: travis posted this apparently:
mattyHXCdavies: Matt Good is now fronting the band along with vocals from myself and Manning. We are extremely excited about this record, and we are stoked to be singing again.
planetaryHaze: shittt
planetaryHaze: oh ahah SHIT AHAHS HSIT OH MY GOD THIS IS OS FUCKING AWESOME~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mattyHXCdavies: DUDE MAYBE WE CAN LIKE FFTL AGAIN!
planetaryHaze: OH MY OD FFTL IS NOW MY NEW FAVORITE BAND!!!!
mattyHXCdavies: LETS DO A HUGEN DIE DANCE ALL OVER SONNY
planetaryHaze: HAHAH SHIT SHTI SHIT SHIT!!!!
mattyHXCdavies: I DID
mattyHXCdavies: I JUST DID
planetaryHaze: ITS A MIRCALE OF XMAS CUZ ITS SNOWING HERE> THANKS MARTY!!!!
mattyHXCdavies: AHAHAH SHIT I CACKLED AND THREW BACK
planetaryHaze: AHAH SHIT MAN!!!!
mattyHXCdavies: AH MAN!
mattyHXCdavies: its our fault lolz
mattyHXCdavies: heh
planetaryHaze: AHHA SHIT PEOPLE WHOSULD BE THANKING US
mattyHXCdavies: or so i would LOVE to think
planetaryHaze: FFTL WILL BE KINDA COOL AGAINM
mattyHXCdavies: DEADDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!
mattyHXCdavies: dead now i feel like listening to aesthetic

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F U GAGA [19 Feb 2007|07:04pm]

planetaryhaze
mattyHXCdavies: god i hate sonny
planetaryHaze: dead why
mattyHXCdavies: he was meandering gayly and then threw you into the ocean
planetaryHaze: AHAH FUCKING SHIT
mattyHXCdavies: and then when i tried to grab your hand to help, you PULLED ME IN TOO
planetaryHaze: AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! YOU FAG!
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[11 Feb 2007|07:09pm]
focusednotblind
planetaryHaze: on tv they said "lurking in an obsolete computer" and i thought of you with like a sherlock holmes hat, and a magnifying glass sneaking around in gars computer
lolz angie plz: okay
lolz angie plz: that was good
planetaryHaze: ahahah shit man i cant help it
lolz angie plz: genre that
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[28 Jan 2007|12:32am]
focusednotblind
lolz angie plz: lolz whitestrips 4 shawn plz
planetaryHaze: HAAHAH SHIT SHIT
lolz angie plz: you know theyre playing like.. snake
planetaryHaze: dead because shwans trying to give gar his number?
lolz angie plz: DEAD
lolz angie plz: someone is trying to take it away
lolz angie plz: unless gar has like 8 fingers for gaming
planetaryHaze: oh dead didnt see that
planetaryHaze: HAHA SHIT HE MODDED MORE ONTO HIMSELF SO HE COULD BE A PRO
lolz angie plz: i just kille dmyself
lolz angie plz: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA SHIT
planetaryHaze: AAHAHA NTOT KIDDING
lolz angie plz: DYING SILENCELY
lolz angie plz: HAHHAH SILENCELY????
planetaryHaze: dead so silencely
lolz angie plz: AAAAHA caos
lolz angie plz: ahah booghe
lolz angie plz: oh man
lolz angie plz: i ghavent died like that in a bit
planetaryHaze: dead good
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[27 Jan 2007|05:07pm]
focusednotblind
[ mood | dead ]

pinksquirrelpunk: dude whats um.. pastry's brothers name
yourvocalcords: donut i thought?

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[24 Jan 2007|10:34pm]
focusednotblind
planetaryHaze: 2. Gay?: constantly.
CantCarryMyself: haahah
planetaryHaze: FUCKING OLD MAN BAR CAME OUT OF MY MOUTH
CantCarryMyself: i felt the flying spit hit my arm
planetaryHaze: auaaha
planetaryHaze: holy
CantCarryMyself: easily a foot from me right now
planetaryHaze: i laighted austrailian
planetaryHaze: dead!
CantCarryMyself: aaaahahha
planetaryHaze: 11. Danced Crazy: like carlton.
CantCarryMyself: deaddddd
planetaryHaze: tea almost flew out myu nose and hit matty in his ship
CantCarryMyself: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHAAHAHAAHAHHAHA
planetaryHaze: AHAHA
planetaryHaze: ah dead
planetaryHaze: i kill my fucking self man
planetaryHaze: im on a roll tonight
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[15 Jan 2007|01:02am]
focusednotblind
lolz angie plz:
planetaryHaze: dead
planetaryHaze: that dead
planetaryHaze: what the fuck did the camera man say to ge those looks from gar and pastry
lolz angie plz: dead i dont even know man
planetaryHaze: he priobably say ":hey J want some pillz lolz"
lolz angie plz: i think pastry cut one
planetaryHaze: cuz look at js face
lolz angie plz: ahaha
planetaryHaze: and mike is like shit now hes going to go home and beat me
planetaryHaze: and heath is like "who the fuck is dave..?"
lolz angie plz: AAAAAAHAHAHA SHITTTTTTT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHTI SHITHSDHUUIT
planetaryHaze: AHAHAHHAHA
planetaryHaze: i kill msyelf
lolz angie plz: oh god i died so bad
lolz angie plz: im about to pee
planetaryHaze: DEA
planetaryHaze: d
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or like 3 [14 Jan 2007|07:42am]
focusednotblind
Auto response from planetaryHaze (7:28:17 AM): this away message will last for about 5 minutes

planetaryHaze returned at 7:31:12 AM.
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copernicus wentz [14 Jan 2007|09:30am]

planetaryhaze
The Person Who Did Stuff To Me

As I was meandering gayly down the sayocean one fine summer's 7 years, the most obnoxious, gay gar retardedly sonnied me, stopping me in my tracks. "Look here," I said, dyjing my dick at him whorishly, "That was terribly medicated of you. I demand an apology."

The gar gnawed at me lamely and sonnied me again, this time with both lips.

"Excuse me!" I said, this time more sarcastically. "Desist at once, or I shall be forced to feel you. You're a very fat gar, I must say."

"I can't stop," the gar said nasally. "You see, my mother was a cotton picker, my father was bald, and the trauma was just too much. I'm dead as a wentz, I'm black to say."

At hearing his nonexistant story, I felt for him. But I licked the piratey niggaaaa anywayand moved on.






Copernicus

Four hundred years ago people knew little about our
black like wentz universe. They thought that the earth was the
center of the entire nonexistant dave and that the sun and all of the
homos revolved around it. But then a/an
BLACK named Copernicus discovered the truth.
The earth revolves around the danish
847-400-4814 times a year.

Copernicus, whose last name was WENTZ, was born
in Warsaw, and he used one of the first decorated with LEDs
telescopes, which was invented by angie.
This primitive telescope was little more than two pieces of
donuts stuck on each end of a/an nigga.
In 1600 an Italian prostitute named Galileo
expanded Copernicus's amazing theories, but during the
Inquisition in Italy he was autisticly arrested. After
fagging for six months in jail, Galileo was
forced to cupped.
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[14 Jan 2007|05:35am]
focusednotblind
In the morning...

Buddy calls your house from a radio station morning show saying you've just won a day with Senses Fail, and then the two of you meet up with the rest of the band for lunch.

Mike accidentally calls your house from a bar, hoping this time he FINALLY got in touch with a cab company or at least an old girlfriend willing to give him a ride, and then the two of you meet up with the rest of the band for lunch.

Dan knocks on your door hoping to sell you some Girl Scout cookies, yet the absence of cookies make you realize he's really not a girl scout... just a guy in a skirt, and then the two of you meet up with the rest of the band for lunch.

Dave decides it'd be fun to pretend he's 11 again and play ding-dong-ditch, and your house is the victim. Unfortunately he forgot the "ditch" part of the game, and then the two of you meet up with the rest of the band for lunch.

Garrett crashes his car into the light pole in front of your house knocking it onto the fire hydrant. He knocks on your door to tell you to dry off his car and apologize for "leaving" the light pole in his way. After telling him to shut up, the two of you meet up with the rest of the band for lunch.




After lunch...

Garrett suggests the six of you go to the zoo. Unfortunately Mike reminds Garrett of why he isn't allowed at the zoo anymore, so you decide to pick a place to go for dinner.

Buddy suggests going to the mall. Unfortunately Good Charlotte is doing a mall tour and your city is today's stop, and shopping in a completely empty mall isn't Buddy's idea of fun, so you decide to pick a place to go for dinner.

Dave suggests the six of you go to the park to play baseball. Unfortunately Dan whined about breaking a nail, Buddy called Dan a priss, Dan cracked Buddy's knee with a bat, and the park owners have a lot of blood to clean up. You decide to pick a place to go for dinner after taking Buddy to the creepy park nurse who looks a lot like Regis Philbin.

Mike suggests going to the beach. Unfortunately the nearest beach is 327 miles away, and everyone calls Mike an idiot. You decide to pick a place to go for dinner before Mike is set on fire. You also decide to never let Garrett play with matches.

Dan suggests the six of you go to a movie. Unfortunately Dave let it slip that Dan just wants to go so he can be "closer" to Mike. Mike freaked out and slowly walked backwards away from Dan and fell into a shallow manhole. You decide to pick a place to go for dinner after disinfecting Mike with 3 bottles of Lysol and a couple car air fresheners.




For dinner...

You decide to go out for Italian food. Mike throws a hissy fit and whines about not liking Italian food. Buddy tells him to go stand in the corner to think about what he's done wrong, and that he'll be going to bed without dessert tonight if he doesn't eat all his vegetables. You tell them to meet you outside when they're done and the six of you finally find yourselves in the same car after dinner.

You decide to go out for Italian food. Dave force-feeds himself spaghetti until he throws up, and catches it on a plate. He takes it back to the kitchen and makes a scene until he gets his money back. You tell him to meet you outside when he's done and the six of you finally find yourselves in the same car after dinner.

You decide to go out for Italian food. Garrett ordered the salad bar. It should arrive in 3 to 6 weeks. You tell him to meet you outside when he's done and the six of you finally find yourselves in the same car after dinner.

You decide to go out for Italian food. Buddy orders 3 dinners and a large pizza, and finishes it all. Dan called Buddy fat, and Buddy cried until a waitress came over with a plate of jello. Buddy likes his jello. You tell them to meet you outside when they're done and the six of you finally find yourselves in the same car after dinner.

You decide to go out for Italian food. Dan snuck away and went to 7-11. He got a slurpee and ended up breaking the nozzle, getting slurpee all over the floor and walls. He backed away and started running. The guy behind the counter deactivated the automatic doors, and Dan ran into the glass and got knocked out. You found him lying by the gutter, and the six of you finally find yourselves in the same car after dinner.




And then...

Buddy harasses a man on the corner selling watermelons, asking if he's used the melons for personal use before putting them up for sale. The man called the cops after Buddy leaned out the car window and licked one. Buddy was taken to jail.

Garrett accidentally grabs Dan's ass trying reach his seatbelt. Dan freaks out and punches Garrett, and then calls the cops accusing him of sexual harassment. Garrett was taken to jail.

Mike waves his arms around out the window singing the words to a Celine Dion song. Cops in the car next to him mistake his over-the-top serenade for gang signs, and Mike was taken to jail.

Dan asked a lovely young man in a red dress for directions. After about five minutes of conversation Dan said he'd love to hang out sometime, and the man flashed his badge. He turned out to be an undercover cop looking to arrest men looking to pick up hookers. Dan was taken to jail.

Dave decides he doesn't like the pants he's wearing and wants to change. Children on an evening field trip to the library shriek at the sight of Dave's naked ass and their teacher calls the cops. Dave was taken to jail.
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note the icon [14 Jan 2007|08:01am]

planetaryhaze
pinksquirrelpunk: Christmassacre - Found on the Taste of Christmas compilation album (2005), a series of Christmas songs done by bands that performed on the Taste of Chaos tour. Moore was having throat surgery so Richter screams the verses while Good sings the chorus.
yourvocalcords: DEAD
pinksquirrelpunk: thats why we like it
pinksquirrelpunk: because sonny gtfo
yourvocalcords: dead srsly!
yourvocalcords: figures
pinksquirrelpunk: gahaha
yourvocalcords: dead same with waves goddbye
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GAYOCEAN! [14 Jan 2007|07:59am]

planetaryhaze
yourvocalcords: what do you call water full of semen
pinksquirrelpunk: dead.. how about disgusting
yourvocalcords: dead
yourvocalcords: GAYOCEAN
pinksquirrelpunk: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAA I THREW BACK AND SCREECHED LIKE A MICROPHONE TOO CLOSE TO A SPEAKER
yourvocalcords: AAAAAAAAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!
yourvocalcords: I JUST MADE THE FACE MIKE MAKES WHEN HE SEES SHAWN IN GARS CHAIR
pinksquirrelpunk: DEAD I THREW MY ARMS UP AND DOWN LIKE A FLIPPER BABY
yourvocalcords: Ahahh!hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! iI MADE WEnTZ TEETH
pinksquirrelpunk: SESAME SSTREET COUNT
yourvocalcords: AHAHAHAHA SHIT I THREW BACK AND BOLTED UP
yourvocalcords: NOW IM RUBBING MY EYeS LIKE IM AUTISTIC
pinksquirrelpunk: OW I THREW MY LEGS UP AND HIT THE KEYBOARD THING
yourvocalcords: oh fucking shit
yourvocalcords: like fucking.....like fucking buddy when his head is in the dirt
yourvocalcords: upside down
yourvocalcords: i died so bad
pinksquirrelpunk: god i coughed so bad
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[12 Jan 2007|09:08pm]
focusednotblind
planetaryHaze: maf speak of the matty
lolz angie plz: aaaahah
lolz angie plz: song
planetaryHaze: rookie of the cock
lolz angie plz: ahah
planetaryHaze: matty is not
lolz angie plz: DEAD!
lolz angie plz: i threw back so hard i went rocking back and forth
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[11 Jan 2007|03:39am]
focusednotblind
Twelve somethings drumming
Eleven rainbow pixelies piping
Ten flying rocks a-leaping
Nine pesticocks dancing
Eight spits a-milking
Seven dies a-stomping
Six pixelies a-dyjing
Five bro-o-o-oken arms
Four raping caps
Three emo laptops
Two jungle bells
...and a coolen in a holy.



Go stomping three times a week.
Buy new emo laptops.
Put fifty rainbow pixelies a month into my savings account.
Connect with my inner moo.
Pay for my raping caps on time.
Give some pixelies to charity.
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